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Hey, pretty teenage girls with acoustic guitars - enough already. There are far too many of you doing the exact same thing. 

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Know what I’m saying?

Know what I’m saying?

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koenvlecken:

RIP Roger Ebert. NY Times: “The popular film critic and television co-host who along with his fellow reviewer and sometime sparring partner Gene Siskel could lift or sink the fortunes of a movie with their trademark thumbs up or thumbs down, died on Thursday in Chicago. He was 70.”

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What’s the most unique sentence you’ve ever said? The other day I constructed the sentence “I’m just in Sainsbury’s buying Ready Brek and Febreeze”. I think I now feel like a part of history. 

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And you thought Avengers was a cool line up!!

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My hobbies include:

- Music

- Replacing the word ‘you’ with the word ‘Jew’ in song titles. 

- Imagining what people who are drinking would look like if the glass/bottle they are holding wasn’t there. 

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Tumblr= What do you mean I’m not an artist? Look how many black and white photos I’ve got. 

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Career day was gay

When somebody asks me what I do for a living, I tell them I’m an inventor. When they ask me what I’ve invented, I tell them nothing yet, I’m still thinking.