Hey, pretty teenage girls with acoustic guitars - enough already. There are far too many of you doing the exact same thing.
Know what I’m saying?
RIP Roger Ebert. NY Times: “The popular film critic and television co-host who along with his fellow reviewer and sometime sparring partner Gene Siskel could lift or sink the fortunes of a movie with their trademark thumbs up or thumbs down, died on Thursday in Chicago. He was 70.”
What’s the most unique sentence you’ve ever said? The other day I constructed the sentence “I’m just in Sainsbury’s buying Ready Brek and Febreeze”. I think I now feel like a part of history.
My hobbies include:
- Replacing the word ‘you’ with the word ‘Jew’ in song titles.
- Imagining what people who are drinking would look like if the glass/bottle they are holding wasn’t there.
Tumblr= What do you mean I’m not an artist? Look how many black and white photos I’ve got.
When somebody asks me what I do for a living, I tell them I’m an inventor. When they ask me what I’ve invented, I tell them nothing yet, I’m still thinking.